The perfect host for me

Junior WebHelper Joined: 23 Feb 2004 Posts: 2

If anyone can find a hosting company with the following hosting essentials, then please e-mail me immediately:

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◊ £20 per year (or atleast up to £50 per year, no monthly fees)
◊ 500mb or more
◊ 99.9% Uptime
◊ Termination Anytime
◊ No Setup Fees
◊ No Hidden Charges
◊ Full CGI-BIN
◊ Web Based Email
◊ POP3 Email Accounts
◊ Default Catch-all Address
◊ Auto responders
◊ E-Mail For Sub Domains
◊ SMTP Outgoing Mail Server
◊ Forwarders
◊ Mailing Lists
◊ Spam Filters
◊ Spam Assassin
◊ Modify Mail Exchanger (MX Record)
◊ Web Based Change Password
◊ Unlimited Sub Domains
◊ Hotlink Protection
◊ FrontPage Extensions
◊ Add/Remove mySQL Databases
◊ Maintain mySQL Databases (phpMyAdmin)
◊ Custom Error Pages
◊ Redirectors
◊ Edit .htaccess
◊ Web Based File Manager
◊ Custom Cron Jobs
◊ Custom MIME Types
◊ Custom Apache Handlers
◊ Download/Upload Backup File
◊ GnuPG Keys
◊ Online File Manager
◊ Submit to Search Engines
◊ Trace route
◊ DNS Lookup
◊ FTP Accounts
◊ Anonymous FTP Access
◊ FTP session control
◊ Pre-installed Chatrooms
◊ Pre-installed Shopping Cart
◊ Pre-installed Agura Shopping Cart
◊ Pre-installed XMB Forums
◊ Pre-installed phpMyChat
◊ CGI wrap
◊ Clock
◊ Countdown
◊ Counter
◊ Guest Book
◊ Entropy Banner
◊ Entropy Search
◊ Formmail
◊ Random HTML
◊ Download Raw Access Logs
◊ Analog Graphical Statistics
◊ Awstats
◊ Latest Visitors
◊ Webalizer Graphical Statistics
◊ Unlimited Bandwidth
◊ Error Log
◊ Subdomains Statistics
◊ PHP 4.3.4
◊ Perl 5.006.001
◊ Apache 1.3.29(unix)
◊ MyServer World 10.0 Control Panel
◊ Regular Tape Backups
◊ Graphical Counter
◊ Text Counter
◊ Web Site Hits Logger
◊ Accounts, Error, Transfer Logs
◊ Password protected directories
◊ Extra FTP Accounts
◊ FREE and Unlimited Phone and E-mail Support 24/7/365

Thank you

Team Member Joined: 06 Jan 2002 Posts: 2564

You forgot one key thing: how much bandwidth do you need? Smile

And do you absolutely need every one of the features on that list? If so you'll probably be confined to the host which advertises the features you just copied and pasted here Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 11:31 pm (20 years, 1 month ago)

Also you say no monthly fees, but I suggest you consider monthly fees as you stand to loose a lot less if that perfect host ceases to exist after 3 months.

I wont mention that famous old host beginning with c....

4WebHelp Addict Joined: 07 Jan 2002 Posts: 1060

Sorry for hijacking this thread, but does anyone know anything that's happened to CEO-Shawn lately, I take it he's still in Maine Federal Prison?

Justin would VERY much like to know what the HELL is happening to that IDIOT and if he still hates NAYSAYERS.

Okay okay, sorry, bad Shawn Impression.

Team Member Joined: 06 Jan 2002 Posts: 2564

He's marked as "In Transit" right now - BTW he never was in Maine Federal prison AFAIK.

Here are two of his old locations:

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SCHUYLKILL FCI
PO BOX 700
MINERSVILLE , PA

and

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BROOKLYN MDC
80 29TH STREET
BROOKLYN , NY 11232

His projected release date is still 11/11/04 though, unfortunately...

Ex Team Member Joined: 08 Jan 2002 Posts: 22 Location: USA

SCHUYLKILL FCI
PO BOX 700
MINERSVILLE , PA

Oh that's freaky, because I live in Schuylkill Haven, PA. Minersville is 2 miles away from where I live! If I would've known that, I could have collected for other cyberwings users in person.

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:28 am (20 years, 1 month ago)

does anyone else find it odd that cyberwings got mentioned in a thread looking for the perfect host?

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:40 am (20 years, 1 month ago)

No ;D.

But then I started it